One of the many hilarious things about Match.com is that it asks you to describe your tattoos, if any. I have one, on my lower back, which can safely be described as "strategically placed," so that's what I picked.
My friend Mark, on the other hand, has sleeves, so he had to pick "visible tattoo."
"The thing is," he complained. "ALL my tattoos are strategically placed. It's not like I went in to my tattoo artist and had him randomly throw some tattoos on me."
Mark's best tattoo, by far? A banner that says "Never Say Die" on his forearm. Sounds pretty badass, right? Yeah, it's from The Goonies.
You Goonie!
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"I'm not a Goonie. I want to go home."
ReplyDeleteI bet he does a mean truffle shuffle
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ReplyDelete-Tim
That was an awesome movie that got me through many hard times.
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