Ma Smash: I got here right in time to see him born.
Me: No way! He was waiting!
Ma Smash: Yup! Three pushes and he was out.
Me: Ew.
Ma Smash: Oh, look! Here comes the placenta!
Me: EW.
Ma Smash: That's so interesting. You know, it looks just like cube steak!
Welcome to planet earth, Baby Oz Piddlington. Your Mommy is brave and your Gramma is ridiculous.
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Saturday, July 19, 2008
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
The Big News
I'm going to be an auntie!
Mrs. Piddlington is expecting a Pidlet sometime in July. We're hoping it's a Cancer and not a Leo, as she's a Scorpio and Mr. P is a Sagg and that's just a whole lot of people who aren't willing to listen to reason. I'm only a little bit kidding. She lives in San Francisco, but I have no excuse.
I am way ridiculously excited about this. I put her sonogram up over my computer at work. It's a very cute baby and I plan to fill it full of candy and shake it upside down at every opportunity. Then I will give it back and race off laughing.
Mrs. Piddlington is expecting a Pidlet sometime in July. We're hoping it's a Cancer and not a Leo, as she's a Scorpio and Mr. P is a Sagg and that's just a whole lot of people who aren't willing to listen to reason. I'm only a little bit kidding. She lives in San Francisco, but I have no excuse.
I am way ridiculously excited about this. I put her sonogram up over my computer at work. It's a very cute baby and I plan to fill it full of candy and shake it upside down at every opportunity. Then I will give it back and race off laughing.
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