Question: How many Jennies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: Just one, but it takes her twenty minutes to do it, including finding a chair to stand on and a light bulb to screw into the socket and locating the screws that hold in the light fixture w/o a light to see by. Then, of course, we must factor in time to dig those screws out of the garbage can once she accidently throws them away with the lightbulb, and a couple more minutes to frantically scrub last night's dinner off her hands. So probably half an hour, by the time she's done. This while trying to get ready to leave for work, which is always a balletic display of clumsiness and dropping things.
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