Friday, March 26, 2004

A real conversation

JENNIE: Ooof, my stomach hurts.

MA SMASH: Again?

JENNIE: Still. My stomach has hurt for a week.

MA SMASH: Maybe you should have it looked at.

JENNIE: Why?

MA SMASH: To see if anything's wrong.

JENNIE: Well, I mean, it's only been a week. I doubt I've managed to grow some kind of a stomach tumor in a week.

MA SMASH: I wasn't thinking of a stomach tumor.

JENNIE: Oh. I was.

MA SMASH: I was thinking of some kind of gastritis.

JENNIE: Why?

MA SMASH: Because you're managed to irritate your own stomach now.

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