Monday, January 16, 2006

FreshDirect and I Are Totally Breaking Up

So, I just got my delivery from FreshDirect, only an hour-and-a-half late, and one of the boxes was missing. It wasn't on the truck, either, cuz I asked the delivery dude. Guess which box it was?

It was the box with my cheese in it.

This is clearly unacceptable. They're just lucky that I'm too damn lazy to shop for myself.
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11 comments:

  1. honeykbeeJanuary 16, 2006 at 8:14 PM

    Sounds like it's time to give strong consideration to a back-up cheese service.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2006 at 8:28 PM

    You are fat and lazy.

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  3. MegsJanuary 16, 2006 at 11:08 PM

    Anonymous, I don't even know what to say to you. What do you say to people who get their ya-yas out by insulting others publicly over the intenet, while they sit under the protection of anonymity in the comfort of their own homes? Plainly and simply, you disgust me, Anonymous. Yes, I think that about says it.

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  4. Enrico PallatsoJanuary 17, 2006 at 6:11 AM

    never mind anon, you're still hot. hopefully, the bag with the beer made it thru.

    if you make your own cheese, you don't have to depend on the kindness of strangers.

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  5. taptaptaraJanuary 17, 2006 at 8:19 AM

    I'm so sorry that you didn't get your cheese in delivery!! oh no!
    I get my groceries delivered from time to time so I'm all for it!!!!

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  6. amberanceJanuary 17, 2006 at 8:32 AM

    I cried for your cheese this morning and bought Cheddar Jack cheese-its in your honor.

    Meg, I wouldn't lose too much sleep over someone whose best work is "you are fat and lazy." I have houseplants that make up better insults than that.

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  7. Iain McJanuary 17, 2006 at 11:41 AM

    How do you know it had cheese in it if it never arrived?

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  8. MegsJanuary 17, 2006 at 11:56 AM

    You're right, Amberance. I just see red when someone insults my sis. You probably know that from some of my previous comments. The funny thing is, if Anon had called me fat and lazy, I'd just be like "whatever." But because they went after Jennie, I wanted to find them and rip off their fingers one by one and shove them up their....oopsie. Time to go do some yoga.

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2006 at 1:05 PM

    Jennie Smash, you are not fat or lazy! You are my hero. In my next life I am going to take better mental care of myself. I know you think you are crazy, but it is very healthy to be in touch with your own needs. If eating cheese makes you happy so be it! I love cheese too.

    I am going away for a while because I have to get married this weekend, but when I get back I will continue with the praise and admiration...and most of all envy, I'm sure.

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2006 at 3:04 PM

    I can top that. I've broken up with Fresh Direct after a 3 year relationship. They recently sent me a box where the steak had fallen out and was lying in the bottom of the cardboard box among the other groceries. (In addition to them not delivering any of my frozen items.) I asked for a redelivery on the frozen items and a new steak since this one was just flopped in the bottom of the box. Ready for this? They wanted the steak returned to them! YIKES! So they can sell it to someone else? Why would they want it back? They don't ever want back items that are manufacturer packed and would be obviously recycled if they tried to pass it on to another buyer. It creeped me out so much that I asked for a refund and will never use them again. How gross!

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  11. jaymanJanuary 18, 2006 at 11:25 PM

    Get 'em, Megs.

    Sorry about your cheese Jennie. Worst part is that even if you went to the quickie-mart to try to replace it, they'd want fifteen bucks for three year old cheese. =(

    Clearly the delivery guy stole your cheese to eat for himself. Too bad they won't deliver insecticide or rat poison.

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