Friday, November 10, 2006

FYI

The comedian Emmett Furrow has no collar bones. I'm not really sure what you'd all do if I weren't here to tell you these things -- but fortunately, you don't have to worry about it.
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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 10, 2006 at 4:56 AM

    My life is much improved, having read this. Much like a Jehovah's Witness tract. Not so much as a Jack Chick tract tho. Just sayin'.

    --Taupey, the Culturally Facile Kangaroo

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  2. taptaptaraNovember 10, 2006 at 7:10 AM

    what is Taupey talking about there??
    i'm glad you enlightened me with that.

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  3. That GuyNovember 10, 2006 at 8:32 AM

    Emmett looks creepy. I wonder if he knows that he looks creepy. Maybe people think I look creepy and just aren't telling me. I better give everyone a call.

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  4. DrunkenMouseNovember 10, 2006 at 9:00 AM

    That is going on my Wall of WTF?

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  5. honeykbeeNovember 10, 2006 at 12:17 PM

    Interesting. I've seen many men without spines before, but never seen one without a collarbone.

    And I'm sorry but what the bloody hell is a Jehova's Witness tract?!

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  6. Sue FunkeNovember 11, 2006 at 10:15 AM

    You want a comic with a collar bone?

    I have a collar bone, I also have a spine...but um, no Jehovah's Witness tract.

    I did see a Jehovah witness trying to convert Irish guys at a pub in Astoria once though.

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  7. RobinNovember 11, 2006 at 11:07 PM

    COUGH...

    (I like you and stuff)

    ...COUGH

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  8. jaymanNovember 13, 2006 at 9:30 PM

    "what the bloody hell is a Jehova's Witness tract?!"

    A tract is one of the words that can describe the little pamphlets churches and politicians and doctor's offices hand out to people.

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  9. honeykbeeNovember 14, 2006 at 8:18 AM

    Oh. Ok. Thanks.

    Now that I know that reasonable answers are available, I have *so* many more questions for you, Taupey...

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  10. EmmettDecember 9, 2006 at 8:49 PM

    Yeah, I know I look creepy. Mostly because I have a mirror.
    And it takes extra spine to go onstage and show people how freaky life can be without a collarbone. BTW, if you've found pics of me all folded up, rest assured I don't always stay folded. I make it a point to keep my shoulders a respectable distance from each other during my off-the-clock hours. People in my day to day life are unaware of my mutation. It takes will power to pull that off, but it's better than scaring the kids.

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