Because I know you live for updates on my menstrual cycle, I need to tell you that my boobs hurt right now, possibly more than boobs have ever hurt.
This is at least partially because I wore a low-cut dress to the Mouse's housewarming party last weekend, causing several people to grab my bosom as they walked by, as though it were a party favor. I seriously had thumb-prints on my nipples the next day. People were raised in a barn, apparently.
In any event: Ow.
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I've been there. I ended up with autographs and kissy marks on mind though.
ReplyDeleteI might have actually posted pictures of that. Clearly, I have no shame.
I always wondered what barn dwellers did after they walked out and left the door wide open. Now I know: boob grabbage.
ReplyDeleteSeriously tho, Smash, you've doubrtless seen enough public sculpture to know that people just need to touch exquisite works or art. And nice cans.
--Taupey
Ah, Taupey.
ReplyDeleteRight on the money, this time.
Thoug,h i myself have never grabbed the breasts of a woman i did not know, shall we say, intimately.
My question is: did you punch them?