Ma Smash: Oh her. She's so homely, I just don't understand.
Me: She's gotten very thin, it's true.
Ma Smash: Terrible legs. They're like sticks. And she has those big, whorey lips for giving blow jobs, for more money.
Me: ???
Ma Smash: For anyone! Anyone! Boy, girl, she doesn't care. Anyone who wants one, gets one.
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That is too damn funny.
ReplyDeleteDO NOT BLASPHEME THE JOLIE!
ReplyDeleteThat Ma Smash is never wrong.
ReplyDelete*sigh* If only Ma Smash were single, or at least a "swinger." You should ask her that--"Ma, are you a swinger, as in to *swing?*
ReplyDelete--Taupey
Dammit, I have to stop catching up on this blog while in class. Snorting like Bobby Brown on a coke binge in the middle of a lecture is considered a bit unseemly.
ReplyDeleteAlso: there should be Jennie Smash shwag, and some of it should feature Ma Smash.