Like a Candle in the Wind

Coworker Dennis: Is it just me, or did Heath Ledger die completely the same way as Marilyn Monroe?

Me: Oh my God! You're right.

Coworker Dennis: "All they could say was ... Marilyn was found in the nude."

RIP, Heath Ledger

Me: OMG.

Anonymous Friend: I know. Heath Ledger is dead.

Me: No - dude, I found the apartment he died in.

A. Friend: What?

Me: Utilizing the power of the Internets. See?

A. Friend: WHOA.

Me: It must be right up there. Fifth floor. This is so freaky and sad.

A. Friend: I dare you to call up and ask if there are any apartments available.

Seinfeld didn't seem funny to me until I moved to New York, either. This kind of whistling past the graveyard only really works in a big mean city.

For reals, though, what a sad thing. The latest seems to be that the pills they found with the body were OTC sleep meds.