Thursday, November 11, 2004

The "fun" in funeral

My latest contribution to the Black Table is up. Go check it out, if you like funny stories about funerals.
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 11, 2004 at 10:32 AM

    I've been to more funerals in my lifetime than necessary. (My family is in the funeral business, not 'cause everyone around me is dying.) My rule on kissing/touching dead people is DON'T! All but one of my grandparents have passed on within the past 5 years and it doesn't matter how nice they were to me when they were alive, I ain't touching them when they're dead. Besides it's not like they can feel it. Furthermore, dead people never look like themselves what with all the caked on make-up, although I must say my Grandpa Joe was the best looking dead person I've seen in awhile. ~ TX girl (like you couldn't figure that out with the "ain't" remark)

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  2. AnonymousNovember 11, 2004 at 7:08 PM

    Jen, how do you make it on the blacktable all the time?

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  3. AnonymousNovember 11, 2004 at 7:27 PM

    She's funnier than anyone, and better yet... it's all true.

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  4. Jennie SMASH!November 12, 2004 at 6:41 AM

    I have a slight advantage, because I'm a girl, and so I can contribute to the female-only Waxing Off column. So if you're a female-type person, that's where I'd try to break in. If you're a male-type person, there's always the Black List, which is all reader-written.

    It also helps if you have a crazy family and can tell stories about them.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 12, 2004 at 9:08 AM

    You do write some funny shit. This weeks entries were great, i love the vagina necklace and the mammaries that look like socks with cue balls in them too. I walked in on my almost mother in law once, same scene, i had nightmares for weeks.

    Did they ever call you Hubes when growing up, and did that ever get mutated into Pubes?

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  6. Jennie SMASH!November 12, 2004 at 9:14 AM

    No.

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  7. AnonymousNovember 12, 2004 at 10:33 AM

    Hah! Until now.

    Pubs. But I'm pronouncing it "pubes" in my head.

    --KaraBara

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