Thursday, September 21, 2006

Yes, Yes, I'm Going to Hell

Me: OK, celebrity dead pool. Who will die first, Kate Bosworth or Nicole Richie?

Ma Smash: Um ... Kate Bosworth!

Me:
Wrong! Nicole Richie will be dead as mutton by Christmas.

Ma Smash: Dead as ... you're a crazy person.

Me: Wrong! I'm a terrible person. There's a difference.

2 comments:

  1. Yes, crazily terrible. But at least you know how to eat a sandwich.

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  2. I like MS's cheerful enthusiasm for KB's imminent death.

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