Today a crazy woman in Union Square tried to make friends with me, the Mouse and Mads. Now, we're friendly folk. But we have to draw the line somewhere. Here's where we draw it:
Crazy Lady: Hello!
Mouse, Mads and Me: (Chewing.)
Crazy Lady: I said hello!
Me and Mads: (Looking around.)
Crazy Lady: You don't got to be antisocial!
Mouse: Um, hi.
Crazy Lady: That's what I'm sayin'! What are you having for lunch?
Crazy Lady: Chicken! That's good! You know what I'm having? Wendy's!
Mouse: Oh. Good.
Crazy Lady: Well, I got to go now. You want the rest of my sandwich?
Mouse: No, it's cool. We're good.
Crazy Lady: Enjoy your chicken!
I hope her Wendy's had lithium sprinkled over it.