Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Yet another conversation over IM

Jennie_Smash: i have one of those little burn marks on the back of my hand, the kind you get from the toaster oven, but i don't remember burning myself

VelvetWit: maybe it happened while your alternative personality was in control with your body

Jennie_Smash: my first thought was that it was some sort of horrible cancer, but i think it's a burn

VelvetWit: yes, most likely

Jennie_Smash: of course, it could be a horrible cancer

Jennie_Smash: in which case, i'm screwed

VelvetWit: it's not a horrible cancer

VelvetWit: horrible skin cancers don't look anything like burns

Jennie_Smash: what if it's one of those sores you get from AIDs or syphilis?

VelvetWit: also, don't look like burns

Jennie_Smash: oh

Jennie_Smash: ok

VelvetWit: we're talking like a red mark on your hand

Jennie_Smash: yes

VelvetWit: ok

VelvetWit: the only thing that looks like that is a minor burn

Jennie_Smash: see, now, this is why i'm so glad you're friends with me

Jennie_Smash: i hope you never find out how really and truly crazy i am

VelvetWit: I already know

VelvetWit: and I still like you

Jennie_Smash: ok

Jennie_Smash: well then

Jennie_Smash: that's one less thing to worry about

VelvetWit: yes

VelvetWit: good thing for you too

Jennie_Smash: no kidding

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