Stevie Wonder releases video for blind
Next up from your friendly neighborhood wire service:
"Roseanne announces butter for the chubby"
"Tara Reid forms think tank thingie"
Angelina Jolie publishes book: I Can Have Your Boyfriend, If I Want Him. Yes, I Can.
That last one doesn't fit with the theme, in that it's apparently TRUE. Jeebus.
Other surefire best-selling books-
ReplyDeleteBarry Bonds: Winners Never Cheat!
Trey Parker with Matt Stone: Topics for Civil Conversation
John P. Walters: Studying for Your Doctorate
As for Angelina Jolie, not many people can say no to a pick-up line like, "Hi, can I buy you a house?" Plus, she's notoriously freaky.