Wednesday, February 22, 2006

I Am Totally Sane and Not Neurotic At All

JennieSmash: i MUST cut down on the beer

JennieSmash: MUST

JennieSmash: i am so obese

JennieSmash: i have a huge beer belly like a truck driver

JennieSmash: men drive by and hoot from their cars

JennieSmash: "LOOK AT THE GIRL WITH THE BEER BELLY"

JennieSmash: "SHE IS OBESE, LIKE A TRUCK DRIVER"

MadCat: hahahh

MadCat: if that actually happened

MadCat: i would be so genuinely entertained

JennieSmash: "THERE GOES FATTY! BACK TO THE BAR!"
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7 comments:

  1. drsqueezeFebruary 23, 2006 at 2:08 AM

    I think we have a winner of the "Jennie Smash Sucks!" contest.

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  2. Truck DriverFebruary 23, 2006 at 4:55 AM

    Hey, we're nowhere near as fat as you, in fact our trucks would not move if you were driving them.

    We demand an apology chubbs.

    P.S Fat ankles too

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  3. Jennie SMASH!February 23, 2006 at 5:37 AM

    I think Truck Driver wins. You're totally right, my friend, and I apologize. I'm sure you are all very svelte.

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2006 at 1:16 PM

    Hillary clinton has fat ankles. I'm just sayin'...

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  5. MegsFebruary 23, 2006 at 3:43 PM

    Hey! I really do have fat ankles, and I'd like to say that it has nothing to do with the state of the rest of my body or my personality. I just have overly-developed Achilles tendons is all. Good for swimming. Sniff.

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  6. the queenFebruary 24, 2006 at 8:39 AM

    i should've been packing for my trip, but i reeeeally couldn't help myself. siesta, she says. will the lying ever cease?
    thetruth

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  7. CoatManMarch 26, 2006 at 8:01 AM

    Hey, you're not one of those painful diet-junkies, are you?

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