Me: No one believes me that you swear like a sailor.
Ma Smash: Wait -- I swear like a sailor? Really?
Me: Well, you know, like when you're driving...
Ma Smash: Oh, that! That's because of all those fuckers on the road.
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hahahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeletei can picture/hear it in my head!!
Once an ex-girlfriend made a comment that I cussed too much. She said, "Every other word out of your mouth is either shit, hell, or damn."
ReplyDeleteI apologized by stating, "Sorry, I guess I just fuck up all the time."