You know what you should do right now? Go down to Canal Street and get knocked right the fuck over by an insane runaway tourist and her insane huge-ass motherfucking ginormous wheelie rollie suitcase. No, no: Listen. It's awesome. Do it. Do it NOW.
Bonus points if you happen to be wearing a skirt and manage to flash your lady parts to a couple of Chinese toddlers and their new-to-this-country-and-now-terrified Moms. You should also yell, "FUCK!" at the top of your lungs, like that will help anything.
DO IT.
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That does sound like a ton of fun - where do I sign up?
ReplyDeleteIs that a New York welcome, similar to the christening of a ship with a fine bottle of champaigne? 'Cause if it is, I think I'd prefer to remain an unwelcomed, albeit frequent, visitor.
ReplyDeletethat was you?!
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