You are the funniest ever. Anecdotes like these make me angry that we're not living side by side in our duplex somewhere, so that I can bear witness to the crazy-odd situations you get yourself into. Although, then I wouldn't get to hear about them through you, and I think that's most of the fun right there.
This is funny. And as someone who used to try to sell both CRM and storage systems, I feel for you. But I have this question, are you never serious? Are you never not glib? Attitude of Fattitude. That's funny.
I also wonder what kind of job the bible lady was hoping to get, to my knowledge soup kitchens don't allow their volunteers to stand outside with buckets of soap and hoses;)
did you really truly say that to the crazy bible-thumper lady? Goddamn, you are my hero.
ReplyDeleteYou are the funniest ever. Anecdotes like these make me angry that we're not living side by side in our duplex somewhere, so that I can bear witness to the crazy-odd situations you get yourself into. Although, then I wouldn't get to hear about them through you, and I think that's most of the fun right there.
ReplyDeleteI miss you!
I'm just too excited by the whole sanitizer as lube thing. Now, that has potential.
ReplyDeleteThis is funny. And as someone who used to try to sell both CRM and storage systems, I feel for you. But I have this question, are you never serious? Are you never not glib? Attitude of Fattitude. That's funny.
ReplyDeleteYou keep poking crazy people on the subway and you're gonna get a shiv in the kindeys, Jennie.
ReplyDeletehaha, i liked reading that.
ReplyDeleteha! that was funny.
ReplyDeleteYou should come to Oregon again and meet the bums out here, they are "North West Rainforest" Fresh!
ReplyDeleteI also wonder what kind of job the bible lady was hoping to get, to my knowledge soup kitchens don't allow their volunteers to stand outside with buckets of soap and hoses;)
ReplyDeleteFeel free to give me advice any time.
ReplyDelete