Friday, October 28, 2005

How Do You Know When the Evening Has Gotten Out of Hand?

You're in a karaoke bar full of Japanese people, clutching a Sapporo in one hand and a mic in the other, and belting out your best rendition of "Manic Monday" while a waitress in a geisha headdress mocks you openly in Japanese. The end.

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  1. This is going to be included in my Big Book of Social Indicators. Thank you.

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  2. i feel you. one love.

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  3. at least her insults weren't subtitled in bad English on the Kareoke screen (you have very bad voice box, souds like duck in rainstorm under wet wig hat);)

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  4. but I've never experienced one of those, so I guess you've fielded the worst of it;)

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  5. You continue to rock said mic, because if nothing else you know you got peops that will applaude you no matter what.

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  6. "Thank you, come again" ::throw the mic at her and give the middle finger::

    or maybe that's just MY reaction to that situation ;)

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