Friday, August 19, 2005

YAY!

I have fixed the archives, because I am a genius. RSS coming soon, I hope.

In the meantime, big news: in a month or so (an eternity in Internet time, I know, but bear with me) you will be viewing a whole new Smash. I'm hiring a company to redesign the site so that it's extra shiny and pretty and nice. So here's what I need from you: taglines. This is the little snippet that appears under my mugshot. I'm out. It's embarrassing enough to spend half my free time writing about myself. I can't also be expected to come up with a soundbite, you know? So any thoughts are much appreciated.

First prize: My ever-lasting devotion.
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11 comments:

  1. amberanceAugust 19, 2005 at 8:17 AM

    "JENNIE SMASH - Smooth, unfiltered. Relax in my deep rich full flavor."

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  2. BevAugust 19, 2005 at 9:50 AM

    How about...Mmm. Mmm. Good.

    I'm just joking, but that was always my suggestion for new client taglines at my old job. Maybe that's why I don't work there anymore. Anyhow, I will ponder this those late, late nights when I can't seem to fall asleep and maybe, just maybe I'll come up with something good.

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  3. Nelly WomanAugust 19, 2005 at 10:07 AM

    Jennie Smash.....for the times when you really wanted a mocha frapachino but all you had was a pennie for a thought.

    (cheeze please?)

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  4. Nelly WomanAugust 19, 2005 at 10:08 AM

    penny, it's still my nappy time

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  5. Heath BrenemanAugust 19, 2005 at 11:22 AM

    Tagline: "Your Favorite Person. Ever."

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  6. AnonymousAugust 19, 2005 at 12:09 PM

    Ha! I already have your everlasting devotion! You'll have to do better than that, but here goes anyway.

    Jennie Smash: I'm smarter than anyone.

    Love, Ma Smash

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  7. cantellthatkidAugust 19, 2005 at 4:08 PM

    GRRRR! VERY BIG, VERY SCARY! Yes, I AM!!

    or

    laughter is the music of love

    or

    bIG GIrl

    or

    my brains melted on the F-Train
    I scooped it all up, but somehow left my pons behind. anyone seen my pons... I can't go out without my pons.

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  8. Jennie SMASH!August 20, 2005 at 7:54 AM

    HA! I just got the pons thing. It's true. I won't be seen anywhere without it.

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  9. honeykbeeAugust 21, 2005 at 8:21 PM

    Tagline: Jennie Smash-- Dead on Balls Accurate.

    (a product of thinking about a tagline while My Cousin Vinny is on.)

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  10. AnonymousAugust 21, 2005 at 11:53 PM

    Great Depth and Smouldering Sensuality

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  11. jaymanAugust 22, 2005 at 10:17 PM

    "Blue Comedy Collared Tour"

    'cause you're occasionally profane, often funny, and dress like an anime super-hero.

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