I'm going on a business trip tomorrow. I am certain that I've forgotten to pack one or more of the following: my cell phone charger, my business cards, clean underwear, my toothbrush, my ticket receipt, my Xanax. Guess which item on this list is most important.
If you can travel without pills, all I can say is "good for you." Wait! That's not all I can say: "Go sit over there, in the Normal People Section." We don't need your kind around here.
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