Tuesday, September 28, 2004

When I am Queen...

...Bathroom primpers will be executed first, before enemies of the state and people who carry puppy dogs in handbags. Honest to God, if it takes twelve tubes of unguent and spackle to make you presentable, just save up for the big sandblasting and have done with it. Some of us have a touch of Fenway Park Syndrome and can't go while you're standing there listening.
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3 comments:

  1. WidespreadPanicSeptember 28, 2004 at 3:49 PM

    Can your reign start sooner rather than later?

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  2. Bob Fuckin' SmithSeptember 28, 2004 at 8:07 PM

    Five seconds! It should take people no more than five fucking seconds to negotiate flushing toilet / washing hands / partially drying hands on pants / leaving bathroom! Actually, fuck drying your hands.

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  3. Jennie SMASH!September 29, 2004 at 6:33 AM

    Right? That's what your shirt is for.

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