Brrrring. Brrrring.
Meredith: Hello?
Jennie Smash: Hey. Guess where I am.
Meredith: Um. I dunno. Still in bed?
Jennie Smash: Nope. Coolidge Corner. Outside the Booksmith.
Meredith: Oooh-kay.
Jennie Smash: I bet you wonder why I'm calling.
Meredith: (Crickets chirping.)
Jennie Smash: Well, I've been shopping for a whole twenty minutes now, and I've written a song for you that I think you'll like. It's called the "shopping in Brookline song."
Meredith: Oooh-kay.
Jennie Smash: Here goes. They walk so slow, they walk so slow. They walk so slow. Slow, slow, slow...
Meredith: Dude. Are you cracking up?
Jennie Smash: Yes. Slowly.
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